Q:What is your name ?
A: We are Stubby and Paco.
Q: What is your job here at elope, Inc.?
A: Without us elope would be nothing, we oversee from afar and use the office canines to monitor things.
Q: What is your favorite winter food?
A: Canned cat food, it is filled with power and magic.
Q: What is your favorite summer drink?
Q: You’re happiest when…..
A: Watching humans wearing moving cat ears and futilely attempting to measure up to our awesomeness.
Q: What are two things that make you laugh?
A: Humans with moving cat ears, and humans.
Q: What is your super power or hidden talent?
A: We can move humans with our minds. We miaow near the cat bowl, and it is filled, We move near a human hand and we are petted.
Q: What is your favorite elope, Inc. wearable so far?
A: We feel like the Diva tiara represents us best.
Q: What is your favorite song, or music?
A: Well, according to Paco it is Encarnita Polo’s ” Paco, Paco, Paco.”